teenerg

teenerg

disclaimer: my critical lens has been deeply influenced by Tom McGrath’s 2017 smash hit, The Boss Baby.

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Boss Baby
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Saltburn

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  • Saltburn

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★½

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    act one: “this is just my origin story”

    act two: “this is just me in the bad timeline”

    act three: “this is just me in the good timeline”

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★½

    we have entered the cheese game and I’m loving it. no longer worried about the future of marvel.

    the visuals were awesome, I loved the quirky cinematography, and the characters were great, especially Wanda!

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  • Redeeming Love

    Redeeming Love

    ★★

    there might have been some redeeming aspects of this movie if the moral wasn’t that it’s cool for incels to aggressively white knight trauma survivors to the point of coercion in order to “fix”/woo them, all while continuously leveraging their position in a wildly uneven power dynamic 

    the dude in front of me fell asleep but his snoring wasn’t as loud as the last dude who snored during a movie I saw so I guess that was chill 

    edit: nvm it got louder 

    edit2: alright someone is literally smoking in the theater, what is going on

  • Belle

    Belle

    ★★★★★

    how am I supposed to ugly cry with five weebs sitting in front of me??

    one of the most beautiful and heartfelt movies I have ever seen.

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