mars capone

mars capone

just an old man having a slice of fun pie

Favorite films

  • Santa Sangre
  • The Devils
  • The Blues Brothers
  • Freaks

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  • Schizopolis

    ★★★★

  • Presence

    ★★★½

  • Abruptio

    ★★★

  • I Shot Andy Warhol

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  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    a masterpiece only improved by moseley in the audience laughing louder than anyone else. BRING IT ALLLLLLL DOWN

  • Aimy in a Cage

    Aimy in a Cage

    ★★★½

    didn't expect to actually be hit where i live but boy the scapegoat "troubled daughter" experience is a universal one. also i imagine crispin said "alright i'll do your movie... AS LONG AS I GET TO WEAR MY PIMP COSTUME"

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  • The Well

    The Well

    starring lauren lavera as jessica harper

  • Mister Frost

    Mister Frost

    i have so many questions about jeff declaring himself "the ga ga man". is this actually a known moniker for the devil in some cultures? i can find no evidence of it. was it a pure goldblumism conjured in the moment? did some french lighting tech on a smoke break tell him "you know my grandmuzzer, she used to tell us of... ze ga ga man" and he just took it as gospel? i can't stop thinking about it. i've been calling everyone "the ga ga man". i need answers

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