Clerks if it were cool.
Methinks it's best representation of midwestern brainrot I say as someone born into and molded by it. Growing up, curvature was licentious scandal but bombing foreign children was considered good form. My fifth grade version of sex education was being shown photos of venereal disease, smoker's lungs, and a vaguely informative video about HIV/AIDS.
In high school the most insanely devout parents of the PTA successfully lobbied for sex education to be removed from the…