Ten Alfano

Ten Alfano

Get tf off my page if you’re not gonna read my reviews

Favorite films

  • Dead Poets Society
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Gladiator

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  • The Edge of Love

    ★★★

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

  • Oculus

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

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  • The Edge of Love

    The Edge of Love

    ★★★

    “You’ve got a bruise” 

    “Take me home”

    “Did I do that?”

    I’m a KK Stan until the day I die but CM carried as per usual.

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

    I think the person that showed me this film for the first time really meant a lot to me. And was a cornerstone relationship in my life, which really has to affect how much sentimental value it holds for me. So maybe this review doesn’t actually mean anything. But I watch this movie every October. And sometimes again around Christmas. Sometimes randomly like now. And it always makes me a little more grateful for everything I have. Everything I am. And I guess that means something.

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ½

    As someone who played the game this movie was the worst possible thing they could’ve done with so much backstory and material already layed out for them. If you didn’t play the game then congrats the movie was still confusing and hard to watch at best.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Disclaimer: This is probably the longest and most pretentious feeling review I’ve ever written here. But this is my shit so let it rock. 

    Nosferatu is an absolute masterpiece and could quickly become one of my favorite films to date. Over a century later and it is still the gold standard for gothic horror. The use of light and shadow is breathtaking. Every frame feels like a carefully composed work of art, with the interplay of darkness and stark monochrome…

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