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The Substance 2024
You can smell the 2:2 dissertation papers factoring The Substance into Brat Summer from here.
Shit was toooo long.
The finale’s gore was just about worth the slog and I enjoyed Demi being manic and how every dude in the film was a massive cartoon character but it just laboured all of it’s points so fucking heavily.
“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
Kind of had fun with it but not anywhere near as much as I did with Revenge.Translated from by -
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Blackbird 2018
Michael Hatley’s Casinoblanca was a joy to behold.
Absolutely see it with a crowd if possible.
A perfect diamond encrusted turd featuring…
Michael Flatley dressed as The Mask.
Michael Flatley applying shaving cream staring directly out of the screen and into your soul in a shot that seems to last 5 minutes.
Michael Flatley one bombing “an absolute unit”.
That massive fucking mansion that made you wonder, is that his actual house?
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