Ted Hoffman

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Favorite films

  • Before Sunset
  • About Time
  • The Social Network
  • The Shawshank Redemption

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  • The Cable Guy

    ★★★★

  • Aliens

    ★★★★½

  • Dredd

    ★★★½

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

    This has the aesthetic of a janky 1920s slapstick comedy short, the creative derangement of those weird lynchian mickey mouse cartoons that disney started putting out in like 2017 or whatever, and the timing/energy of those animation interludes that terry gilliam did for monty python. It’s completely unhinged and bizarre and one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen in my life

  • Drumline

    Drumline

    ★★★★½

    Every section of a band thinks they’re the most important and percussion is the only one who’s correct

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  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★½

    I lost some steam with this in third act, just too much running around similar-looking rooms and villain mustache twirling BUT this is an extremely cool movie conceptually and I love its performances. A hypothetical sequel would be very very welcome

  • Hot Shots! Part Deux

    Hot Shots! Part Deux

    ★★★½

    Funnier than the first, but whenever it would start making random references to whatever material was popular at the time it definitely lost some magic. Lots of really good gags tho and the martin sheen cameo made me kick my feet and giggle

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  • Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road

    Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road

    ★★★★★

    Doctor who is so fucking back. Great story for the episode, love ruby, love gatwa, and I’m so psyched. Merry christmas

  • Speaking in Tongues

    Speaking in Tongues

    ★★★½

    Would be really interesting seeing an update of this and how these efforts are progressing today