Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Apr 2024

  My ranking of the 12 angry men: 
  1. Juror 9 (real one, truly starts to convince everyone that he’s not guilty) 
  2. Juror 11 (underrated king, stands up to one of the racists) 
  3. Juror 2 (reminds me of myself tbh) 
  4. Juror 8 (main character energy) 
  5. Juror 1 (controls the rest of the guys, also gives main character energy) 
  6. Juror 4 (seals the deal in the end) 
  7. Juror 5 (who?) 
  8. Juror 6 (who?) 
  9. Juror 12 (who?) 
  10. Juror 7 (shut up about baseball!) 
  11. Juror 3 (not last only because he’s not racist) 
  12. Juror 10 (fuck you)

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  This has to be the sexiest Potter film (not talking about the children): 
  Belletrix is first introduced 
  Voldemort wears the very smart black suit 
  Kreacher is in this who is just a sexy, aloof version of Dobby

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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  Seeing the Aragog model at Warner Brothers Studios at too young of an age is still one of the scariest experiences of my life, probably what started my fear of spiders. 
  This film is way too long though, the Aragog scene is probably the most memorable part for me (obvious reasons)

Popular reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025 3

  This is the closest anything has come to replicating the tension of the prime 2020 Among Us lobbies

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  The Host 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Apr 2024

  Would be much better if they didn’t use the terrible cgi for the monster :(