This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
*Paul Mescal in a cell*
“I hate Rome and everything it has represented throughout my life. I have a blood feud with Rome”
*Pedro Pascal walks in*
“Your name is Lucius Aurelius and your mom is hot”
*Pedro dies*
“Guess I’ve forgotten my anger, I feel like becoming emperor now”
Funnily enough, I find the soanish (Latin America) dubbing of this movie makes this movie win half a star. Pablo Ubago’s “Sigo Aquí” makes Jim and silver’s bonding scene that much better.
I would feel honoured if Denis just randomly came into my home and choked me to death
