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  Bridget Jones's Diary 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Two pathetic loser men rivaling over off putting quirked up female. FAV TROPE!!!!!! Me next please please please

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Horror comedies have always been a tough sell for me. I get the appeal, but something about blending tragedy with humor never quite clicks. I just couldn’t find amusement in the brutality. Maybe that’s on me. Theo James is hot though. Super hot!!! So a positive takeaway of this movie is the slime trail I left in that theater seat. Mjhmmmjjmcghmm

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2022

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024 2

  I’d attend a Beetlejuice freak off, bubbling with baby oil as an outcome, and still leave more satisfied than I did walking out of this movie. Unfortunately, no amount of meta-irony could salvage how painfully 'millennial-trying-too-hard-to-be-hip' this production was. A prime example of the sad decline of modern cinema. 3 stars for nailing the painfully tortured Dostoyevsky loving Mazzy Star fanboy archetype and recognizing the creepy 600 year age gap !!

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