Tesla

Tesla

30+ trans gay from Finland, I really like horror movies and I'm fascinated endlessly by Nicolas Cage

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Oldboy
  • Hereditary
  • Parasite

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  • The 8 Show

    ★★½

  • Squid Game

    ★★★★

  • M3GAN

    ★★

  • Train to Busan

    ★★★★★

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  • The 8 Show

    The 8 Show

    ★★½

    DID I like this??? I don't know, but it DID do a pretty good job with highlighting exactly why we need to eat the rich

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★

    Gi-hun just can't help but get into toxic yet strangely homoerotic friendships

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  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Lars Von Trier is so far up his own ass he's never coming back to planet Earth. I'm giving both Nymphomanias a one star only out of the courtesy that at least it deserves better than to be down there with half a star with Slender.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Gorgeous, beautiful, nightmareish

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