Thomas

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Favorite films

  • F for Fake
  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • The Thing
  • Godzilla

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  • Dog Man

    ★★★

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    ★★★

  • The '?' Motorist

    ★★★

  • Ghosts of Mars

    ★★

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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★

    What I like about Gene Wilder’s performance is how scary he is. He's completely unhinged. The lives of children mean nothing to him. Everyone is terrified all the time. He is totally unpredictable and a constant threat.

  • The Expendables 2

    The Expendables 2

    ★★½

    In the film Expendables 2, the character Trench, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, says, “who’s next, Rambo?” which posits a few possibilities for the Expendables Universe:

    1. Stallone exists and played Rambo, Barney simply bears a strong resemblance

    2. Stallone does not exist and another actor played the titular Rambo in the film franchise

    3. Rambo is a real person that Trench believes may arrive to help (resemblance to Stallone unknown)

    Option 1 is what we will refer to as the…

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  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★

    My ten year old loved it, and stuff!

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    ★★★

    It’s a little too long and kind of weird here and there, but the Big Heist is good and there’s a great mobile shootout. Worth seeing in the theater for the Noise of it all.

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

    As a 38 year old man, I liked the animation a lot and disliked the celebrity voices. Most importantly though, I went with my Number One Son and he gave it a 6 out of 5, which is way more important. His favorite part was the end when the Mario brothers defeat Bowser (spoilers)

  • The Prince of Magicians

    The Prince of Magicians

    ★★★★

    Still laughing at bits from over 120 years ago