Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Even tho she lives with 7 other men she’s not easy

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “The force brought us together” 
  No Finn.
  No.
  A bad screenwriter did.

Popular reviews

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  Cats 2019

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Issues I had with this film:
  -Taylor swift
  - A cat that looked like the rock
  - Genital cats 
  - Idris Elba said Meow a lot 
  - James Corden
  - It started
  -It continued
  -It refused to end
  -Tom Hooper
  -The songs 
  -Taylor swift
  -Cat Nip
  -It felt like Tom was pissing on my eyes

  I’ve washed my eyes 2638959104748 times with bleach and I can still see Jason Derulos weird cat bulge. Trauma.

  I think Tom has their families in there basement while making this, I think it was a movie.

  I wasn’t feline good.

  *cat pun*

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  fart

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