Tess

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Favorite films

  • Bring It On
  • Ex Machina
  • Columbus
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • The Assessment

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

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  • The Assessment

    The Assessment

    ★★½

    Oh no, Alicia Vikander is being a cunt and Elizabeth Olsen is exclusively wearing white tank tops, what am I gonna do??? Be uncomfortable AND horny???

  • Sing Sing

    Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

    Extremely beautiful story about the power of male vulnerability!!!! We are all so lucky Colman Domingo realized he wanted to be an actor!!! Will be thinking about his delivery of “I miss it” for some time!!!!

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  • Chicago

    Chicago

    ★★★★★

    THE SPRRRRRREAD EAGLE

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★★

    Inject the modern melodrama into my VEINS, bitch!!! I want every frame of this to line my home!!!

    Also Kristen Stewart convincingly playing femme? It’s the serve of the season, babe !