Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  A rare instance when a property is revised after a massive gap of time but is somehow up to the same quality and in some ways surpasses its original. It is a great sequel. I can almost forgive the shitty second season now.

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE SAW THIS IN THEATERS!!! PARAMOUNT’S MARKETING DEPARTMENT HAS TO BE FUCKING FIRED!!! IF THE FANS KNEW THAT THIS WAS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST FUCKING TRANSFORMERS MOVIE OF ALL TIME AND THE ONE THAT WE’VE BEEN DEMANDING FOR DECADES, THEY WOULD HAVE SEEN IT IN DROVES!!! NOW WE MAY NEVER GET MORE MOVIES LIKE THESE IN THE FUTURE!!! EVERYONE HAS TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! GO SEE IT!!!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  In the Heart of the Sea 2015

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025 1

  It was sad to see Thor and Spiderman starve to death on a boat for days on end.

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  The Queen's Corgi 2019

  ★½ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  “Grab some puppy.”