This does a pretty amazing job of keeping things so silly, when it gets quite as horrible as it does. Fully committed to the bit(s).
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Mickey 17 2025
Ahhhhh man, I really wanted to like this- the premise is lots of fun, and Memories of Murder and Parasite were both tonally spot-on. This is just so painfully unfunny, and never really lets-up with any that zany nonsense. Loads of punch lines are just people screaming fucking fucker at eat other. I usually find Robert v likeable, but his loser shtick here is so hammy, and his ark so childlike in construction, it's hard to care about anyone involved.…
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
What the eff is this rubbish? All the worst parts of a Charlie Kaufman film, rebadged and then injected with 3 hours of molten fat.
Nothing about this is remotely interesting, or unsettling, or even entertaining, it's just v v long and v v irritating. If ya wanna shag ya mum Ari, can you do it in 90 minutes or less next time?
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The Substance 2024
This is stupid, derivative, tonally all-over-the-shop and a full hour too long. Oh, ya like The Fly? Here's literally the same body parts dropping off, without a shred of that film's intent. Oh, ya like the Toxic Avenger? Let's weirdly pivot to a homage of that in the last 20 minutes. Oh, you want those last 20 minutes to go on forever? Yeah, no probs, lets make something that could be a 90 minute skit into a groan-inducing gore slog,…
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