Kind of disappointed, I expected a full twenty minutes of him eating a shoe uninterrupted. Oh well.
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War of the Worlds 2005
This was pretty good! I can’t say I cared much for the ending, it felt very rushed and they barely explained what happened to the aliens at the end through a short line of exposition. Other than that, pretty solid!
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
I hate awkward cute millennial “comedy” and Marcel is full of it. On top of that, the whole movie seems manufactured to manipulate feelings of wholesomeness and happiness to the point that the whole thing feels artificial. Maybe I’m just cynical, but this is trash.
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Napoleon 1927
You can have silent films. You can have 5 and a half hour long films. But you can not have a 5 and a half hour long silent film. Napoleon is one of the most boring and unbearable films I’ve ever seen.
The plot crawls it’s way slowly through its marathon of a runtime by showing you Napoleon’s life. You can watch him stand around. You can watch him walk around. You can watch him talk. You don’t know what…
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