Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025 1

  Can’t make a Hulk movie. Too afraid to give Anthony Mackie his own Captain America movie. Merge the two. What could go wrong?

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2024

  Endearingly camp - well, at least half the movie is

Popular reviews

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  Everybody's Talking About Jamie 2021

  ★½ Watched 17 Sep 2021

  I won’t be talking about Jamie

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023 1

  Heavy on the disappointment for this one.

  As a fan since 2014, this one had a lot of weight for me - and it did not land.

  With animatronics that move as stiffly as the actors act, there is very little to find here that is actually positive. The design of the animatronics is very faithful and they look great on screen…that’s about it. 

  The film realises some fan favourite aspects of the lore like Spring Bonnie and William Afton,…