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Fear Street: 1666 2021
“Goode is evil.”
I don’t think these films mean what they think they mean.
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Bride of Chucky 1998
Eat your hearts out Team America: World Police and Anomalisa: Chucky was gettin’ his puppet on way before y’all did.
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Star Wars 1977
“Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come back.”
For me, it is impossible to properly review a film like Star Wars. Star Wars is the first film I ever saw. It is also my first memory, the sight of the crawl disappearing into space.
In truth, I don't know whether that first memory is real, or some fantastical addition after the many stories of my mother taking me to the drive-in as an infant settled on a more…
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2001: A Space Odyssey 1968
“Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”
It can be a thrill to share classic movies with my children, and this was absolutely no exception. And, in the waning moments of 2001: a space odyssey, my son delivered a better review than I could ever write. So, I defer to him:
“That was nothing like what I thought it was going to be like. I thought HAL was going to be a doorbell. He looks like a doorbell.…
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