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Better Man 2024
How brilliant is Better Man? Imagine all those ideas on identity, fate, talent, libido, and self-referential consciousness in the screwball comedy Being John Malkovich remade into a movie musical about British pop star Robbie Williams. It starts daringly, with Williams confessing, “How I really see myself: narcissistic, punchable.” And then we see that self-image: a hairy, big-eared chimpanzee with dagger-like incisors, a wiry torso, trim buttocks, and an intense stare, but who winks.
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Being There 1979
75/100
Hype rating: beautiful music
Being There? Well I sure wasn't! This movie was made in 1979, a full ten years before 9/11. That's why it feels so insulting when Peter Sellers presumptuously says "9/11 was no justification for the invasion of Iraq, they didn't even have WMDs or anyone from Al-Qaeda!" Like, you said this ten years before 9/11, you are the one who willed it into being! Peter Sellers caused the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians and…
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His Girl Friday 1940
Finally! A movie where Hitler dies! This guy is in almost every movie, one of the main characters in media. I never liked him. Glad they killed him off in this one!
When I turned 25, it was a rough time in history: Hitler had just been born, and my life was about to get crazy! George H.W. Bush famously said "my life isn't bad, it's very good." This is true of many things, mainly two of them: work and…
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