I killed Samus’s parents.
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Paris, Texas 1984
Can’t wait to base my entire personality off this subtly soul-crushing slice of Americana for the foreseeable future.
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Blood Simple 1984
A brilliant thriller and the Coens’ first of many dreamlike and irreverent narratives of determined incompetents.
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The People vs. George Lucas 2010
George Lucas OWNS Beta Star Wars CUCKS with AUTUER THEORY.
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Wicked City 1987
It's sort of like Yu Yu Hakusho with a lot more gore, pulp, and rape. Perfect for sick fucks, but I suspect even they'd be disappointed in this incoherently absurd mess.
How absurd? Anywhere from one to two women get lasered through the vagina depending how you count. I'll leave you with that, and I'm sorry.
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