theactress

theactress

Favorite films

  • Juno
  • Whiplash
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • Waiting for Guffman

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  • 50 First Dates

    ★★★½

  • WALL·E

    ★★★★

  • Annie Hall

    ★★★★½

  • Dirty Dancing

    ★★★★

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  • 50 First Dates

    50 First Dates

    ★★★½

    Awwwww

    This movie made me actually cry for the first time in months so it has to get props for that 

    I don’t know the ethics of them having a child? Like, okay they get married, that’s two adults. But is it fair to the child? Something to consider…

    I would also be pissed if some wack stranger started putting his fishy hands all over my waffles

  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    ★★★★

    You don’t know anything about love until you’ve seen this movie.

    Wall-E is a theater kid confirmed. Somebody take him to see Bette Midler’s Hello Dolly right now.

    Side eye that this is the one Disney movie where plus sized characters actually have love interests

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★½

    Dancing Through Life was more sensual than anything in Magic Mike. Man could seduce a tree. I went in sooo skeptical and not wanting to like it, but I came out an excited Theatre Kid again. It was the perfect amount of the broadway show and new movie magic. 

    I did NOT like the CGI Animals. Look, I get it. They’re supposed to be animals. I understand that. I just can’t take them seriously. It’s like the Werewolves in Twilight.…

  • Annie Hall

    Annie Hall

    ★★★★½

    We all want to be Annie, but in truth, some of us have to be Alvy 

    It is a beautiful portrait of the dissolution of so many relationships. She was always going to outgrow him.

    I think this is an early commentary on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl Effect. That’s what all men want and no human being can possibly be, so in the end both parties end up disappointed.

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