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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  It’s ight! Gets a bit old after a while. Kinda wish it was serious like the book? But still mostly fun.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Dec 2024

  Near peak

Popular reviews

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  Robots 2005

  ★★½ Rewatched 14 Oct 2019 3

  -Ewan McGregor
  -Vader (or Anakin)
  -Robot factory with treadmills and giant metal buckets dropping stuff into lava
  - futuristic diner

  This movie is Attack of the Clones

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  Doogal 2006

  ½ Watched 29 Jul 2019

  I’m currently watching this movie and have decided to start my review now. Never have I suffered so much for a single joke. Fuck this movie. I condemn everyone who worked on this to a thousand years in my sex dungeon. And screw you Andrew for picking this movie, you piece of shit. The references. So pandering. They made a god damn Shining reference. I’m so mad. I hate this movie. I hate this movie so much. It’s only half over. Please kill me

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