Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Tim curry deserves every award for this movie. A genuinely fun time and I would watch again.

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  I would've sewn "I shidded" in every dress I made if I was Mr. Woodcock. Incredible movie

Popular reviews

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  Cry-Baby 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Two plane crashes is fucking gnarly, I'm canceling my delta flight asap

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  This script was hacked together by a bunch of toddlers weilding crayons. Avoid this movie because I want my two hours back. Glen we have some shit to address. I expect a refund of some sorts for my wasted time. Dinner at your place and night on the town would be chill.