• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★½

    James Gunn stop breaking my heart with CGI animals

  • He Got Game

    He Got Game

    ★★★★★

    “All a player gotta do to you is make you mad, huh? All he gotta do is make you mad and you’ll give up won’t you? ‘Cause when you get mad you can’t play. ‘Cause when you get mad you can’t make a shot.”

  • PAW Patrol: The Movie

    PAW Patrol: The Movie

    ½

    The most disgusting torture porn I’ve ever seen

  • Sin City

    Sin City

    ★★★½

    The most Frank Miller thing to ever Frank Miller

  • Sisu

    Sisu

    ★★½

    John Wick washes this old bum

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★½

    I really have nothing meaningful to say it had its issues but it was fun idk what you guys expected I got exactly what I thought I would get going in and that’s not a compliment or a diss

  • Cool Runnings

    Cool Runnings

    ★★★★★

    I cried.

  • About Time

    About Time

    ★★★★

    Damn 💔

  • Ted 2

    Ted 2

    ★★½

    Movie peaked at tom brady hand job

  • Ted

    Ted

    ★★★★½

    Thunder buddies for life

  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    ★★★½

    Kids see ghosts

  • The Waterboy

    The Waterboy

    ★★★½

    “Excuse me ladies I’m gonna go kill myself”