Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Green Porno 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  the adult version of Elmo but make it Isabella Rossellini

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  Once Bitten 1985

  Watched 24 Nov 2024

  “Put down the cross, Robin. It only works in the movies. Besides… I’m an atheist!” *side smile*

Popular reviews

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  The Hotel New Hampshire 1984

  Watched 18 Sep 2021

  what the fuck did I just watch? I'm really confused. can't really rate it.

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★ Rewatched 18 May 2020

  well, we all know she only said yes to the marriage thing so she could get laid.

  
  +5 stars for Rosalie killing her abusive fiancé while wearing a wedding dress. (honestly, why not just make a whole movie about that instead??)
  -3 for, well, the rest of the movie