Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  okay so me & bae got super stoned and saw this at the theater and i kinda forgot i reviewed it so here is said review from the other day :)

  
  ayo edibiri SHINES this is her film and she fucking runs with it !!! 💚 BUT with that being said goddamn if john malkovich ain’t the most convincing motherfucker in the business idk who is??? they got me believing dude is a 70yo the weeknd or some shit and then bros a psychotic cult leader? which is also kinda the weeknd actually so uhh yeaa

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “the church is what we do next”

  
  i could go on & on simply because these types of films are literally my SHIT but i’ll just say that i was absolutely floored by the overall charisma of conclave. beautifully stunning film with a 10/10 script to go along with it

Popular reviews

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  Thinner 1996

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2024 2

  ummmmm idek man 😭

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  The Last Stop in Yuma County 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 May 2024

  TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN

  
  a brilliant debut film from francis galluppi and what a great fucking time it was!! jim cummings is a superstar as always and richard brake was scary as hell ALSO as always. loved faizon love in this and the rest of the casting was perfect! that score & soundtrack too 😮‍💨