Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  This is a movie with unicorns in it but the most unbelievable thing in it is that a black and red haired girl with a septum piercing who vapes and has daddy issues is supposed to pass for "a pure-hearted maiden."

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  Spencer 2021

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Kristen Stewart was some eye candy but other than that I was kind of bored :/

Popular reviews

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  Holy Motors 2012

  ½ Watched 02 Feb 2021

  Damn, Robert was forced to watch another surrealist arthouse film and hated it? What a surprise. I feel like I've watched so many films in a row that I just don't know what the fuck the plot was about or I just didn't like. Im so sick of it. What a waste of time, I walked out in the middle of the movie it was so bad and showed no signs of getting better.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024 3

  This was a lot for being hungover but I don't think I missed anything.