thechrisvolta

thechrisvolta

Favorite films

  • Magnolia
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Shining
  • There Will Be Blood

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  • V/H/S/94

    ★★½

  • Spencer

    ★★★½

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    “I’m ready now.”


    Fire and whispers carry the torch of “The Green Knight” during its first few minutes, before plunging head-first into its own eternal world of both heaven and hell, making no compromises for the quest that our protagonist Sir Gawain (Dev Patel, in the performance of a lifetime) ventures off on. He simply accepts whatever may come his way, and in doing so, finds a sense of peace in his own place on earth, as he fights for…

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★

    “When we love something, we protect it.”


    Chloé Zhao has made perhaps the strangest, most ambitious MCU movie to date. Exposition-heavy dialogue, a nonlinear narrative, and a set of characters that are all set up as nothing more or less than pawns, in the grand scheme of all that occurs in such a dense plot filled with perhaps the franchise’s first successful attempt at depicting truly surreal, striking imagery. Naturally then, one should only expect that such drastic choices made…

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  • Playboy

    Playboy

    ★★★★★

    One person asked me, ''Are you a prick?'', and I told him ''Go fuck yourself''. He told me, ''Fuck yourself'', I told him ''Go fuck or suck a cock'', he went up to me and said ''Fuck you''. I told him ''Go suck your cock, or your dick'', he told me ''You don't even have a dick''. And I fucking took down my pants and showed him my dick, and he fucking respected me. I am Richard, and I'm a fucking playboy.

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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