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Recent reviews

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  Them 2021

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Stand Around and Do and Say Nothing: The Movie

  Written and Acted by Robots

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  Little Joe 2019

  ★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Her stupid haircut distracted me the whole movie, almost enough to make me not realize how bad her acting was

Popular reviews

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  Look Away 2018

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2023

  Damn this was kinda awful…

  highlights include:

  Driving a convertible with the top down in the winter

  confusing dream sequence where CG blood crawls up someone’s leg(?)

  awkward coffee sips

  “Nice dress”
  ”thanks random stranger, I’m having sex with your husband” 

  Tofu steak

  High school girls smoking Marlboros 

  Royalty free music

  Dude gets his leg broken and no one asks any questions when he doesn’t appear for the remainder of the movie

  “Dad, would you love me if I were a worm?”

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  I wish absolute despair upon the bastard who let himself into the theater 10 minutes late and asked the entire theater “Huh, movie already started?” at a normal speaking volume before sitting down and eating a buffet of 400 individually packaged goodies and wikipediaing all the various actors in the movie he was currently “watching”.

  Dope movie though

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