Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  Girl loves herself a puffy sleeve

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★ Watched 11 May 2023

  This movie isn't bad but god damn it is absolutely fucking exhausting if you don't have an incredibly high tolerance for the James Gunn brand of humor. All of the characters are like caricatures of themselves from the previous movies, and I personally have not found any of it remotely endearing since the first movie almost ten years ago. This really gives the Deadpool films a run for their money as far as Reddit-Tailored Dialogue. I'm so tired.

Popular reviews

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  Antebellum 2020

  ★ Watched 18 Sep 2020

  This movie truly fails in just about every possible way other than as a demonstration of the acting range of Janelle Monáe slapped onto a montage of her wearing some truly amazing outfits. I really can't articulate
  how good some of the outfits are in this movie, but they are really the only relief from how unbelievably disappointing the movie ultimately is.

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★★½ Rewatched 06 Sep 2019

  I give this five stars for casting and zero stars for literally everything else.