Dan

Dan

Comedy, Horror and VHS baby. I like bad movies. I like good ones even more.

Favorite films

  • My Cousin Vinny
  • Halloween
  • Moonstruck
  • The Big Short

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

  • Reminiscence

    ★★½

  • The Butler

    ★★★½

  • The Pelican Brief

    ★★★½

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

    I recently started smoking weed again but everything is way too strong, so I usually skip it if it’s offered to me. Well, I didn’t this time. I smoked half of a joint with my friend before we watched this and oh my fucking GOD I couldn’t stop thinking about getting crushed to death for the first hour of the movie. Maybe, just maybe, if there were dinosaurs in the first hour I would’ve been okay. But all that happened…

  • Reminiscence

    Reminiscence

    ★★½

    Bad version of Inception

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    The first time I took mushrooms I was a sophomore in high school and I took an entire 8th on a school night. I had such an awful and terrifying time. When I watched CATS, I kept thinking about that night. I'm also very curious as to what size the cats are. Are they people-sized? I only made an involuntary noise once, when Rebel Wilson unzipped her skin.

  • 2012

    2012

    ★★

    Wow, I just rewatched this movie in the midst of a gut-wrenching hangover. It claims to have a runtime of 158 minutes, but I have my suspicions. Oliver Platt and Woody Harrelson turn in some pretty hilarious scenes so that helped. Two thumbs way down.