My favorite part of the movie was when The Fallen said "It's falling time" then proceeded to fall all over the place. The absolute moment of all Prime. (Are we still using this sentence structure or am I just chronically online?)
I feel that to keep people from falling asleep in the theaters, Michael Bay inserted John Turturro's butt and explosions with a theme so overstimulating it puts Cocomelon to shame. I remember my sister and I made a comment…
I was already shocked when I watched up until Andrew, then I tried not to jump off a building when I saw what happened to his son, Zachary.
I've never prayed so hard for someone to burn in hell. RIP Andrew and Zachary. I hope you get torn apart forever, Shirley. Andrew's parents are saints.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"Perhaps you know me better as THE Kung Fu Panda."
... Sigh.
I only gave over one star for Tai Lung and the subplot of Mr. Ping and Li Shan. Other than that, if it weren't for my youth group laughing and screaming at my sister's "erm, what the sigma" comment after Tai Lung got his powers stolen by the Chameleon, I would have fallen asleep in the theater.
KFP 4 just does not compare to the other three. The…
Future generations will never experience the feeling of breaking down into tears in a theater full of little kids when a robot mom gives the hardest title drop that ever existed since Suicide Squad.
The relationship between Brightbill and Roz punched me so hard in the guts. As a college student, I am away from my mother for almost half the day as I ride the bus to and from my university for four hours then spend my entire time…
