Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bob Marley: Uprising Live! 1980

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Hail up mi fren dem hope yu a alla well. Mi ave bin loving mi time inna jamrock. Luv di wedda Di ooman dem an di herb. Pan mi weh bakka dis week Mi wi bi bringing di cones Di footballs. An maybe even mi out a road empress Shania. Shi hav ah massive gyatt! luv tuh unuh rizzler gaffa x.

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  Robin Hood 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Ello gents. gaf ere. problem. i forgot to tell everyone that i will be spending the first 3. months of the new year in jamaica. no coaching sessions today, just don’t expect a 1 on 1 session, looking forward to coming back. i’ll bring the cones. love gaffy x

Popular reviews

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2024 2

  Now, I know what you’re thinking…CALM DOWN GAF! This movie is NO GOOD. What is wrong with you 🫵🏻 ya silly old man!?

  Story time.

  Thursday, or might have been a tuesday, cold day in April 2005. I’m out in sainsbury’s, not me local must add, and i’m craving some blueberries and tomato sauce. I used to be in tip top shape back then 💪🏻 fit as a fiddle 🏃‍♂️ was playing down the Marshes 3 times a week and…

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Yes…yes…YESSS!!! I LOVE THIS FILM. FUCKING BRILLIANT. Me and me kids loved it, sang along where we could (though they ain’t got the range their old man has) and we danced along. Got kicked out in the end but oh well, i never paid to get in.

  BEST 28 MINUTES OF THE YEAR!