Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chef 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I am choosing to believe this is an MCU film

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  Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron 2002

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Just here to observe the competition for my girl (it’s an animated horse)

Popular reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Jean Kayak 🤝 Nines

  Being the Trapper’s Trapper of the Year

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  Nowhere 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025 1

  I would be the least cool living being at that party until that guy got killed. In which case I would still be the least cool living being there, but if you count the guy who was alive at the start and dead by the end then he’s less cool than me cos: 1) he got killed infront of the hoes and 2) he literally is dead, has no motion. 

  How I would rank:
  1) Lizard dude 

  Big gap 

  2) zero
  3) Mel 
  5) elvis
  6) jujyfruit 
  6) surf & ski
  7) everyone else
  8) dead guy (before dead)
  8) me

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