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  Paddington 2 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Nov 2024

  I have been spilled upon by chilled liquid.

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  Hellboy 2019

  ★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  So, ugh, that just happened.

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  Conan the Barbarian 1982

  ★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2023

  Long ago in a distant land, I, James Earl Jones, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!

  But a foolish outlander warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.

  Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!

  Now the fool seeks to return to the past to save Sarah Conner, and undo the future that is a blue California!

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2023 1

  Some of the best animation ever. Sags a little in the middle.

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