Jake

Jake

None of these reviews are my authorized opinions. Idk where they are coming from. Someone please help

Favorite films

  • All About Lily Chou-Chou
  • Out of the Blue
  • Made in Hong Kong
  • Buffalo '66

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  • Rampage

  • Flow

  • The Substance

  • Free Solo

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  • Rampage

    Rampage

    Sharma is just banging out classic FAs. I wish I could have something like this. Just buddies loaded up in an RV having an adventure. Every stop is mostly undiscovered because nobody had climbed this hard before. Something something something about a lost frontier and the American dream being dried up.

  • Flow

    Flow

    I sat down to build a Gundam kit earlier and then I started having a panic attack when I couldn’t get two pieces to fit together. I think it was actually because of something else, but I’m going to blame the Gundam kit. Took some benzos and passed out fully clothed on top of my sheets. There was a weird fever dream somewhere in there about somebody that I used to know. I woke up feeling sad and panicked again.…

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  • Twinheads

    Twinheads

    “If he hadn’t of done that we wouldn’t have been able to even get past the force field”

    Starts with them watching anime and sword fighting with sticks in the woods. Then shows them shopping for women’s clothing. And it just keeps getting better from there.

  • Wolf: The Documentary

    Wolf: The Documentary

    “N****s really got asthma out here motherfucker. That shit real”

    So inspiring. Watched on YouTube at Brossard Theatre.