Joey

Joey

Don't read my reviews, they're embarrassing.

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Tree of Life
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Synecdoche, New York

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • In the Mood for Love

    ★★★★★

  • Resident Evil

    ★★★

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Safe

    Safe

    ★★★★½

    If Safe was more formally and narratively conventional, its ideas would run the risk of feeling just as shallow as the superficiality it seeks to critique. The detail of Carol’s struggle to get the right couch for her living room, for instance, could easily come off as a trite cynicism about consumerist culture. But Safe doesn’t make that kind of easy criticism, opting instead to use its strange sensations and rhythms—a sparse narrative with very few recognizable dramatic beats, glacially…

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  • Blue Jasmine

    Blue Jasmine

    ★★★½

    Somewhat awkwardly structured at points, and sometimes not quite hitting the marks I wished it would. It's still very entertaining and moving, mostly because of Cate Blanchett's remarkable performance.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Damien Chazelle has crafted an effortlessly engrossing tale of the strive for greatness that becomes an almost unbearably tense experience.

    Miles Teller and J.K. Simmons deliver some of the best acting work I've seen in a long time, making their characters believable, relatable and constantly challenging our views of them. Their relationship moves the film forward, motivating every plot point. The film's tense pace never lets up, echoing the focus and determination Andrew and Fletcher have for their goals. The…