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  In the Mood for Love 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I liked the story! Reminded me of La La Land cuz they still loved each other but yk… life happens and that shit just doesn’t work out. But I don’t like how often they used that song. Holy crap, if you’re gonna use a song at least give it variety, that’s what composers are for. To hide leitmotifs but still having them there for the repetitive theme. Holy crap. Other than that, cinematography was great~

  Y U M E J I ‘ S   T H E M E

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 28 Feb 2025 1

  I’m high asf right now but like it was funny stupid cuz like it wasn’t taking itself seriously but the story was everywhereeeeee. Guy was like super hot though would fuck… respectfully.

  “🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 …🥁 it didn’t make him die it just made him gay”
  -Julian
  Ski buddy

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  super fun movie and the satire jokes are actually… literal. Pacing was a bit off in the start and the plot was EVERYWHERE. But I think that’s the point

  Lil Petey is literally me

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Honestly an okay marvel movie, definitely not like OMG THATS THE BEST, but it pays off Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Also the villains this time are actually kinda like threatening. So it’s cool

  Most American Marvel movie

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