MacabreMartinez

MacabreMartinez

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Shape of Water
  • The Substance
  • House

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  • Cleaner

    ★★★½

  • Bloody Axe Wound

    ★★★

  • Army of Darkness

    ★★★★

  • Pillow of Death

    ★★★

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  • Cleaner

    Cleaner

    ★★★½

    Daisy Ridley Die Hard! I’m there! Could have gone harder. Could have used more Ridley. More relationship stuff. More action. Just more.

  • Bloody Axe Wound

    Bloody Axe Wound

    ★★★

    The biggest frustration is that you can see the better movie hiding inside this one. The premise. a teenage girl caught between the legacy of generational violence and the freedom of self-discovery, has real emotional potential. And the romance between Abbie and Sam is tender and refreshingly earnest for a film this soaked in blood. But the movie never slows down long enough to explore its themes with depth, opting instead to sprint from reference to reference without ever fully…

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  • The Perfect Man

    The Perfect Man

    ★★★

    Omg why do people hate this so much i mean yes it’s messy but it’s so entertaining.

  • Mucho Mucho Amor: The Legend of Walter Mercado

    Mucho Mucho Amor: The Legend of Walter Mercado

    ★★★★½

    The hardest thing directors Cristina Constantin and Kareem Tabsch have to do here is explain to the uninformed who Mercado was. (He died on Nov. 2, the day after the filmmakers submitted the film to Sundance.) He had the swagger of Elvis, the wardrobe of Liberace, the accepting manner of Mr. Rogers, and the television ubiquity of Ryan Seacrest. He was an astrologer who read horoscopes on the air — and many of the fans interviewed, including Lin-Manuel Miranda and…