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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2024

  Didn’t start really liking it until the end. Wasn’t quite as predictable as I was expecting. But Channing Tatum was phenomenal. Need to see this guy play more villainous roles. Didn’t know he had that in him

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  Coraline 2009

  ★★½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  Forgot to review this after I saw it last week in theaters for the anniversary re-release. Not really my type of movie. Was admittedly better than I remembered, but I was also a child the last time I fully watched it. It gets 1 star for how good the actual movie was, and the other for how cool it was visually. And an extra half star for all the giant boobies. Gave me a good chuckle.

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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 16 May 2024

  Fucking sick. Caesar is HIM. I’m so hooked. Will probably watch the next one tomorrow. Would’ve watched right after if it weren’t so late. So good

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★½ Watched 24 Apr 2024

  Eh. Was debating between 2.5 and 3. It felt like I was supposed to like it, but I just didn’t. There were 3 acts to the movie. I really enjoyed the first act and had high hopes. The second act fell off a cliff. Third act brought it back a bit but I was already kind of tired of the movie at that point. I get why people would like it but it wasn’t for me.

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