Jorden Jones

Jorden Jones

20 something Kentuckian who’s review list is probably lame to you

Favorite films

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
  • Parasite
  • Poor Things
  • The Dark Knight

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  • Anora

    ★★★★★

  • Zero Dark Thirty

    ★★★★★

  • Venom

    ★★★½

  • The Master

    ★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    no edits. absolutely obsessed.

  • Zero Dark Thirty

    Zero Dark Thirty

    ★★★★★

    no edits.

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    House of cards (or my actual real life) Catholic Church style. Also, lots of heavy breathing from Ralph Finnes.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    I understand why this is going to be camp. Demi Moore was great but everyone else got on my nerves. This was supposed to be a homedy, right?

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