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Between the Temples 2024
Both of my parents fell asleep, they simply do not get "the Schwartzman"
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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 2023
Stephen Root voices nano-bots in this. That's how you know this shit is good.
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The Call 2025
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"The Call" is a sequel to one of Joel's best films from last year, "The Text", a movie that's completely shot in one take and was filmed during last year's Oscars. This film is Joel Haver's first ever sequel, can you tell?
"The Call" is a mess. A lovely mess. I don't mean bad mess, it's a jumbled mess, it's... I don't really know how to describe it in a word, so I'll just expand on what I mean.
There's…
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10 Things I Hate About You 1999
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Very clearly, people love this film because of nostalgia, but watching it as a teenager for the first time, OOOF! I fucking hated this, there's no going around it. It's an awful Disney Channel movie were they say fuck and talk about semen.
Adapting Shakespeare my ass, Sherlock Gnomes also technically adapts Shakespeare (and Arthur Conan Doyle) but it's still an ass movie. I genuienly don't know if the 5 star reviews here are ironic because I genuienly think that…
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