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  Fantastic Planet 1973

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  The French love making esoteric sci-fi films with thinly veiled metaphors for how horny they are, and I eat it up every time.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Genuinely, if I could’ve given this 0 stars I would’ve. You’ve can’t convince me that this script wasn’t AI generated…

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  Alien is SO back

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