Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Avengers: Endgame 2019

  ½ Rewatched 21 Jan 2025

  Its crazy how every single frame of this movie is hideous. Its actually a herculean feat to make something this entirely ugly.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  This is The Flash but for marvel, and is somehow even worse :(

Popular reviews

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  Cats 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec 2019

  This movie is the closest thing that human beings have come to creating purgatory. The only thing I can compare it to is the fields of Asphodel from Greek mythology. For this reason, it is the crowing cinematic achievement of the decade if not the century.

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ½ Rewatched 27 Dec 2019

  This movie is like if someone took a bunch of random star wars things, threw them in a blender, drank the result, and then shit it out. It is a spineless, uncreative, soulless piece of corporate media that some people will like simply because it has star wars things, and their undying brand loyalty will blind them to how completely devoid of meaning or artistic integrity it is. It's so unbearably stupid, the whole way through. How did anyone think…