Tay Hensel

Tay Hensel Pro

"Lord of the Plains. That's me."

Favorite films

  • The Boondock Saints
  • Black Mass
  • Young Guns
  • The Banshees of Inisherin

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  • Tombstone

    ★★★★★

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • Borderline

    ★★★½

  • Black Mass

    ★★★★★

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  • Tombstone

    Tombstone

    ★★★★★

    Happy 177th Birthday to Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp. 

    Pour one out to the life of the guy whose story changed mine. 

    You tell I'm comin'! And hell's comin' with me you hear?! HELL'S COMIN WITH ME!!!!!

    Now fucking dig it.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    Watched the black-and-white version. This flick goes so fucking hard. Greatest kaiju movie of all time.

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  • Borderline

    Borderline

    ★★★½

    I think my new favorite type of horror-comedy is "maniacs trying to kill Samara Weaving in a mansion." 

    Weaving is typically excellent as '90s pop star ingenue Sofia, but it's Ray Nicholson, my current favorite nepo baby, who steals the show and hauls ass out of town as delusional sociopath Paul Duerson, who is equal parts Jim Carrey from The Cable Guy and Robert De Niro from Kings of Comedy. Nicholson takes what could be a very hammy performance and…

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    A genuinely well-made, well-acted film about historical trauma and the extent to which it should be allowed to affect the present-day. Kiernan Culkin's performance is indeed Oscar worthy, and I loved the depth to which this explored how the ripple-effect of the Holocaust is still felt to this day. However, this was a one and done for me, due to how frustrating I found some of the characters. A trip I'm probably not going to take again, but a trip I'm glad I took nonetheless.

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