It feels like the same thing happened here as with the first movie of Stepford Wives after Nanette Newman (wife of director) was awarded the title role. All aspects of erotica and sexiness was just bleached out of it.
Here, Nicole Kidman's emotionless stiff acting did the same, although as another reviewer echoes the writer composed a fanfic but actually has no idea of how such an alternative D/s relationship actually works (just like the 50 shades books n movies…

A poor version that, with the mummy, wiĺl just kill the idea of a Universal Monster series. If you want to see how they should be done, just invest in the 4k upgrades on the original 30s movies.
It feels like the generational trauma allegory overrtook the story, but they also lost the moon and the actual wolf, and were left with a tortured beast of a man who bore no resemblance to the creature he was named after.
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Going against the majority, but had to turn the movie off after 20 minutes, so bored. Went back and used fast forward several times but the static camera use matched the static story and static acting. Dull and uninteresting.
Orlock/Skarsgard uses the Lon Chaney "cheeldren of thee night" schtick for dialogue as everyong seems to just stand and talk at each other as the camera stands still, very like a filmed amateur stage show.
Eggers should put some of his…