theo

theo Pro

“there is nothing wrong with my views or beliefs, because i have freedom of speech and everything i’m saying is true”

Favorite films

  • Ex Machina
  • Funny Games
  • Saw
  • The Nice Guys

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  • Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

  • Things

    ½

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★★

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  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

    fellas is it gay to use your search engine to find the ideal man and invite him over to your house to hang out with you for a week and talk about robots

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  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Things

    Things

    ½

    “what are you talking aboot?” 

    STRYK-9 please never make music again i’m sorry but it’s just not needed like the world is not asking for more music from you in fact you should probably remove your music from this movie so it can go from 0.5 stars to 0.6 stars. thanks

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  • Christmas Crush

    Christmas Crush

    they played the same song SIX times and it was equally terrible every time

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

    i would survive this movie simply because i don’t make a habit out of breaking into my weird neighbors’ houses