Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Dec 2020

  fellas is it gay to use your search engine to find the ideal man and invite him over to your house to hang out with you for a week and talk about robots

Recent reviews

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  Things 1989

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “what are you talking aboot?” 

  STRYK-9 please never make music again i’m sorry but it’s just not needed like the world is not asking for more music from you in fact you should probably remove your music from this movie so it can go from 0.5 stars to 0.6 stars. thanks

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  “we’re getting in the cooch, my girl. we are getting in the puss and we’re gettin wet!”

  “music by charli xcx” is so iconic she really is doing it for all the gays. and so is marshawn lynch. love you baby

Popular reviews

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  Christmas Crush 2019

  ★ Watched 10 Dec 2020

  they played the same song SIX times and it was equally terrible every time

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  “oh yeah, dude, i totally forgot. you have super nice feet.”
  “do i?”
  “yeah, and they’ve aged really well too.”

  this was really good. choosing chopin (polish) for the entire score was such a smart & interesting decision. it worked really well. in a lot of ways this reminded me of the darjeeling limited. also a great film about grief and healing and family and a train. i am genuinely interested in seeing where director jesse eisenberg goes next.