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BoWatches

Some Chinaman’s incoherent film reviews

Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • Challengers
  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro
  • The Piano in a Factory

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  • To Live and Die in L.A.

    ★★★★½

  • Moon

    ★★★★½

  • Funeral Parade of Roses

    ★★★★★

  • The Eternal Memory

    ★★★★½

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  • To Live and Die in L.A.

    To Live and Die in L.A.

    ★★★★½

    good morning

    It's March 11th, 2025, and if youuu can believe it, it's a Tuesday once again
    here in L.A.! A sunny clear morning again, a gentle breeze blowing 48 degrees Fahrenheit right now, around 9 Celsius.

    Today i was thinking about Otis Redding's version of the song "Try a Little Tenderness" from the year 1966. This afternoon, it'll be going up to 73 degrees Fahrenheit, around 23 Celsius, and it looks like we're going to be enjoying once again,…

  • Moon

    Moon

    ★★★★½

    Kevin gets a little Spacey in this one and, more human?

    light spoilers for the first 20 mins of film

    A rare moment in which a retrospective Kevin Spacey casting did not creep me out, and it is one in which he is not playing a human. This was the most interesting part of the film to me since everything else was pretty derivative from lots of sci-fi but Interstellar in particular to no one's suprise. Even Spacey's role, the…

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  • Inside

    Inside

    You know, I’m something of a pigeon myself

  • End of the Line

    End of the Line

    ★★★½

    Suprised they got some of these classic TF2 animations on here but am definitely not complaining because this has got to be one of the best fan animations made for a game update, ever. Normally I would only say the lack of any dialouge takes away the expirience from film but in this case it strengthens it. There really should be a feature-length action film without any dialouge.