Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Minding the Gap 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  I DIDN’T KNOW IT WOULD FEEL THIS WAY

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  Old 2021

  ★½ Watched 16 Feb 2023

  Holy shit this was so bad! It felt like I was heating up a Hungry Man TV dinner but my microwave broke 1 minute and 30 seconds into cooking it so I just had to eat half frozen Salisbury steak and gravy.

Popular reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2023 2

  “Tony they’re in the water now… did you leave the fridge open again?” 

  Carmella Soprano, probably. 

  Maybe, 20 minutes too long but an awesome story nevertheless and watching this in 3D was definitely worthwhile. This franchise pairs with edibles better than apple pie and ice cream. It’s a shame they’ll likely make 3-4 more of these and ruin the magic.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2022 1

  That cheeseburger looked good but I think the one I had at Freddy’s beforehand might have been better. Nevertheless, The Menu delivered in every aspect.  The tension was tighter than a well made bechamel and the picture more beautiful than a perfectly seared ribeye. 

  This movie presented an awesome depiction of everything wrong with the restaurant industry, tying in clever twists with every course. This was everything I had hoped it would be and more.

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