Shake

Shake

Just cataloging shit I’ve seen so I know what to watch when I’ve got dementia and have forgotten which movies I like

Favorite films

  • Madame Web
  • Collateral Beauty
  • The One
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

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  • Needful Things

    ★★★

  • Brothers

    ★★

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★½

  • Living in Oblivion

    ★★★

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  • Brothers

    Brothers

    ★★

    Bad editing and ADR but Fraser is great

  • The Miracle Worker

    The Miracle Worker

    ★★★★½

    Pretty nuts how great this is. The two leads are nothing short of phenomenal and the direction is so brave in how minimalist it can be

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  • Apartment 7A

    Apartment 7A

    ★½

    I should’ve known this was gonna suck when I saw John Krasinski’s name on it. 

    It started off pretty well, but it was impossible for it to avoid the baggage of being a prequel to possibly the greatest slow-burn horror movie ever. It’s also barely a prequel. It’s just straight up a crummy remake. 

    One area it’s really lacking in how obvious it is. Jim Sturgess character is so instantly rapey that you can’t be suckered in to a false…

  • Dexter: New Blood

    Dexter: New Blood

    ½

    Here's just a few examples of how this new season in general, treats the viewers like morons. These are also examples of lazy contrivances only there to move the plot along, no matter how unnatural and absurd it may be.

    1. In Episode 5, Logan arrives outside the chemist's house with a whole bunch of cops, conveniently parking just outside the window so Dexter can see. In barely anytime at all, Dexter takes down every piece of plastic, all the…